Game, on 17 August 2011 - 02:55 AM, said:
Sorry to disappoint you, I realise your hopes will be dashed now, but I don't support Barcelona. I merely put that on my profile to annoy my forum girlfriend at the time (she has subsequently left me for a blog, which hurts, but is understandable since a blog is more sexually rewarding for her). Anyway, I digress. On the subject of this proposition, I feel it only fair to decline your generous offer. Newcastle, as we know, are completely unreliable and last season's flattering 5-1 scoreline could easily be reversed if I take this bet on. I also feel bound to inform you that I have the power to change your entire profile at the click of a button because, as we know, Geordies are magic and have powers mere mortals can only dream of; As such, should Sunderland win, you may or may not find that regardless of your proposition that you have somehow ended up suffering the fate of the loser even if your team overcame such a tumultuous task as beating a team of over-paid prima donnas led by an alarmingly overweight Cockney millionaire who has little grasp of the basics of running a football club.
Also, I did not know that the price of Lambert and Butler had risen, so in a bid to offer you a fair deal I will procure you some Lamber and Butler for £4.50, but we would need a spade and a good hiding spot for an object with the dimensions of 6ft x 2ft x1ft. I'll leave those details with you whilst I speak to Rob (he has the van).
I like your style I think were going to get on just fine
As I'm in a generous and giving mood I accept your terms and look forward to my Lambert and Butler which I can then use to sell to kids for 20p a go outside of schools (Normal chavs are charging 50p but inflation or not it's for the kids)
I also understand that the only thing that can save me from waking up on Sunday morning in the knowledge of knowing that I now own a Newcastle avatar with the numbers 5-1 tattooed on my signature is a boring draw, Luckily for myself if that's what it costs to see us turn the tide and get rid of the past 10 months of torture I am willing to accept that and take one for the team (Which currently stands at a good 20-30. No expense spared under Quinn these days despite illegal channels) I therefore look forward to Saturday knowing that a win is our only result and that a draw or a win for your lot will do for you. That's 2/1 odds your getting so it's not all doom and gloom under SMA and Dell Boy
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) Been around the scene a while just don't post much any more but once you click that button to play a game you get the urge to talk about so here I am. Playing a game as Spurs at the moment but probably won't last (yes I'm that sort of player)
